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  Can you be friends with an ex?

  Dear Losers, Can you be friends with an ex? Christine, 18 Dear Reader, Yes. Friends with ben-e-fits! (Cue obnoxious laughter) I’m kidding. Honestly, it depends on SO many things. 1. What this ex-boyfriend wants from you. 2. How long and seriously you dated. And, 3. How psycho he is, or you are. If your answers […]

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  My Best Friend is Dating a Total Douche. HELP!

  Dear Losers, My best friend is dating a total douchebag! What do I do?? Kate, 16 Dear Reader, Ah yes. There is no way to avoid it. No matter how hard you try and surround yourself with quality people, or how successful you think you are at this venture, you will lose at least one […]

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  How Do I Meet Boys in College?

  Dear Losers, How do I meet boys in college? Ava, 19 Dear Reader, I’m sorry, did you mean college or your small agrarian community? College is the easiest place to meet guys, maybe EVER. It’s only downhill from there. I’m not saying to focus more on your MRS than your BA/BS. No no. Your education […]

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  Why Do Girls Wear High Heels to High School?

  Dear Losers, Why Do Girls Wear High Heels to High School? Katie, 15 Dear Reader, I’m sure there are many reasons – they go better with their outfit, they want to be taller, they feel prettier,  or they just like annoying the administration (that would be my reason.) That’s great. If you want to wear […]

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  What Do You Think About Girls Wearing Prom Makeup to School Everyday?

  Dear Losers, What do you think about people wearing prom makeup to school everyday? Jennie, 17 Dear Reader, Prom makeup is good for a few occasions. A. Prom. B. 5 years later when you look at your prom pictures and scream,                                 “WHAT THE &%#@* was I thinking?!” C. Clogged pores D. Acne Yes, prom […]